HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL MY GOLF BUDDIES, (ALL 4, I THINK)
I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT 2024 AND MAKING AN OBTAINABLE
RESOLUTION:
FOR THE PAST EIGHT YEARS I’VE BEEN THE AXE MAN, HEADHUNTER,
BAH HUMBUG GUY, PARTY KILLER, YOU NAME IT, IF IT’S GOT ANYTHING
TO DO WITH DROPPING THE HAMMER IT WAS ME. WELL IT’S THE NEW
JOHNNY FOR 2024. A SMILING FACE, OUTSTRETCHED HAND AND A
CHEERFUL GREETING IS ALL THAT WILL COME FROM ME STARTING
JANUARY 1ST, BUT I WILL NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE THIS RESOLUTION
WORK.
- IF YOU PAY WHEN YOU SIGN-UP YOU’LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME.
- IF YOU COORDINATE YOUR PARTNER AND FOURSOME AHEAD OF
TIME YOU’LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME.
- IF YOU PAY YOUR ANNUAL DUES WHEN SCGA ASK YOU TO YOU’LL
NEVER HEAR FROM ME.
AS YOU CAN SEE IT’S FAIRLY EASY TO AVOID THE PRE ’24 SIDE OF ME.
SO LOOK FOR THAT EXTENDED HAND AT THE CHECK-IN TABLE.
SMOK’EM IF YOU GOT’EM,
JOHN